They say you can market just about anything. After seeing these weird and strange products on Amazon, it seems like they are just about right. Check out these products out!
Moody Pet Humunga Stache Junior Dog Toy
This might just win the award for Funniest Dog Toy ever – a ball with a mustache attached. The best combination of exercise and comedy, plus it’s made of solid, non-toxic rubber, so it’s safe too! Check it out on Amazon.
Butt Face Towel
The days of your confusion are over – never forget which side of your towel to use for your butt or your face. And it’s super soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Check it out on Amazon.
Diarrhea Educational Plush Toy
Never fear; Giant Microbes has taken care of all your educational needs…including a plush toy for your next lecture on diarrhea, I mean, er, Campylobacter Jejuni. Or it could be your next gag gift! Check it out on Amazon.
Marijuana Leaf Ice Cube Tray
This can make a perfect gift – or use it to add a little accent to your next party. It can also be used to mold chocolate, butter and shots. Check it out on Amazon.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Less mess but with all the twirling fun! But seriously, this motorized fork spins your spaghetti noodles so you don’t have to. Check it out on Amazon.
The Ancient Art of Strangulation Paperback
Hm…didn’t know strangulation was a part of studying the ancient arts. That could be useful. Check it out on Amazon.
Duck Carcass Press
This product will come in handy when you need to, um, press your duck carcass? It’s a professional culinary tool, ok. Don’t judge. Check it on Amazon.
Who wouldn’t want a piece of inflatable toast? There’s gotta be some use for it. Check it out on Amazon.
One Pound Muscle Replica
Amazon, you’ve outdone yourself. I’m not entirely sure what uses this muscle replica could have, but it’s in the running for most unique purchase!Check it out on Amazon.
Dog Headband Mullett
Obviously, your dog can not go another day without this fashion statement. Also, it could keep the doggy sweat out of his brows during his doggy workouts. Check it out on Amazon.
Blue Octopus Beanie
If you’re looking for maximum facial coverage during the winter (or whenever. Let’s be real), look no further than this amazing beaning. Check it out on Amazon.
Mini Desktop Artillery Cannon
The leading office prank tool – an artillery cannon. And it comes in several unique colors! Check it out on Amazon.
Deluxe Boyfriend Pillow
Are you going to bed lonely tonight? Don’t let your singleness stop you from enjoying a cuddly night…Use this Deluxe Boyfriend Pillow. Check it out on Amazon.
Dust Mop Slippers
The most practical purchase award goes to these amazing slippers. Why mop when you can conveniently skate or pace around your own home? Check it out on Amazon.
Warm head. Check. Warm face. Check. No need to worry about getting chilly in the winter. Plus, you can now sport the fashionable beard with ease. Check it out on Amazon.
Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
Just fill this guy up with your favorite shower gel and stick it to your shower wall – humor and practicality combined. Check it out on Amazon.
Hand Tiger Climbing Claws
These hand claws come in handy when you are itching to climb a tree or maybe fight a panther. Check it out on Amazon.
Frank the Fish Mask
Absolutely creepy – yet intriguing. Check it out on Amazon.
Canned Unicorn Meat
Unicorns are clearly real, because you can order it from Amazon and put it on your sandwich. Check it out on Amazon.
Bologna Sandwich Wall Decal
Maybe you’re a fan of bologna sandwiches – there’s no shame in that. You could get this wall decal to remind you of your true love. Check it out on Amazon.
Apparently, holding your face in this shape will slim down those cheeks and tone up your jaw line. Maybe don’t wear this outside of your house though. Check it out on Amazon.
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Absolutely yes. Now there’s no need to turn on the blinding bathroom light when you gotta go in the wee hours of the morning. Check it out on Amazon.
Sometimes, it’s just hard to know what to get for somebody – maybe they are too picky or maybe they already have it all. So you could get them this package of nothing. Problem solved. Check it out on Amazon.
Amazon, we appreciate your vast selection of products. You are our go-to for online shopping in practically every department. And now, we know exactly where to get weird and strange stuff.